Here I am, mid read, in my flatmate's fluffy leopard print dressing gown:
The story was entitled 'Selfie Stick' - a saucy little number, penned by Michael Clarke, which you can listen to below:
Sexual perversity in Stoke Newington: when our narrator gets bored in bed, her Swedophile hipster boyfriend suggests filming an amateur porno - in IKEA. And that ain't the half of it...
A podcast of all the 'Clean and Dirty' stories can be found right here and the mp3 and text of 'Selfie Stick' can be found here. PHWOARRRR.